[Event Post]

[soundofthestorm]

::Onni, you find yourself at Auld Lang Syne, a hostess club across the street from Labirinto, the curio store run by Darklord Morningstar, better known to everyone as "Owner".

There you find Hayate in his usual duster jacket and bird mask, escorting a cute Japanese-Russian looking woman.::

We really need to have a discussion about this, Homura. Especially since you came back from your extended trip in Hawaii.

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[blondeballnchain]

Indulge me.

[soundofthestorm]

It's a bit hard to indulge ignoring the fact the Imperial Palace is floating overhead, honey.

[blondeballnchain]

Reflection of swamp gas caused by a weather balloon.

[becomeanwarrior]

[ He's walked in during the exchange, squinting a bit. He was here for... a different reason, but seeing Hayate here is a bit of a surprise. ]

Unfortunately, much as I would like to persist under the veneer of normalcy, I fear doing so would be delusional.

[ He adjusts his thick bomber jacket, shaking off some of the cold. ]

Sorry for intruding.

[blondeballnchain]

Some of us need the delusion.

::Clicks her tongue.::

[soundofthestorm]

What brings you here, Haita.

::Says that more curiously than angry.::

[becomeanwarrior]

I... [ Hrms, thinking of the proper way to word this. ]

I think it will become clear if you stick around. I'm curious what you're doing hre, as well, admittedly...

Tell me - Homura, was it, right? Is Sayaka in?

[soundofthestorm]

No, she wasn't, I'm picking up my fiancee from work.

[blondeballnchain]

What do you need from Miss Sayaka?

::Says that in a slightly automated tone.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Ahh, of course. Apologies if I'm spoiling the mood, Hayate.

As for Sayaka - her uncle wants to talk to her. It's about time we clear the air.

[blondeballnchain]

She's In.

::Turns robotically and marches back into the club.::

[soundofthestorm]

You better explain what's going on, Haita.

::Follows in after his girlfriend.::

[becomeanwarrior]

I may let her do the explaining - but I promise you'll get as much of the story as I have.

[ Follows after the two, rubbing at his neck. Jeez, he wasn't expecting such a reaction from Homura... ]

[blondeballnchain]

::Walks up the stairs to the office, unlocking the door, walking past her secretarial desk and into Miss Sayaka's room, unlocking that... and sits down in Miss Sayaka's chair.::

Please State Your Purpose For Being Here.

[becomeanwarrior]

[ ...What is happening, I know she's here somewhere, but... ]

[ Ugh, whatever, folds arms. ]

Uncle Onni has put together you're his niece from the future, is what. He'd like to know why and figure out what you can and can't share, especially given everything else weird going on.

[soundofthestorm]

Haita...

::Grabbing your collar.::

[blondeballnchain]

::Stiffens before stretching out, as her hair ploofs into a blonde-pink mane, her chest pushes out and she gets taller, looking like a drop dead supermodel.::

[auldlangsynemorrow]

Uncle Haita--

[soundofthestorm]

::PUNCH.::

Who the fuck are you and what did you do to Homura.

::Hey, Onni, that's clearly Hayate as a well endowed girl with a different mask.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Hayate, what the fu-

[ Oh, now he's getting involved and trying to restrain Hayate. And... noticing. ]

Hayate, what the hell is going on? Here I was expecting just one surprise today--

Speaking of - Sayaka? You and Homura are... the same?

[auldlangsynemorrow]

Ow. Ow.

::Picks up and puts back in a tooth and magic glows fixing it.::

No.

[soundofthestorm]

Lemme go and kick her ass!

::Struggling.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Trying to get you into a half-nelson hold, Hayate. ]

Will you chill for approximately five minutes and let her explain!?

Sayaka - if you could explain because I think Hayate here has the least understanding of the situation.

[auldlangsynemorrow]

I'm here via the power of the NorikoQuest 5 and the Playstation 9 and the unlimited power of the Cloud.

::Says this deadpan.::

[becomeanwarrior]

That's not helping, Sayaka!

[ WHY ARE ALL MY NIECES LIKE THIS. ]