[Event Post]

[soundofthestorm]

::Onni, you find yourself at Auld Lang Syne, a hostess club across the street from Labirinto, the curio store run by Darklord Morningstar, better known to everyone as "Owner".

There you find Hayate in his usual duster jacket and bird mask, escorting a cute Japanese-Russian looking woman.::

We really need to have a discussion about this, Homura. Especially since you came back from your extended trip in Hawaii.

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[soundofthestorm]

::PUNCH.::

Who the fuck are you and what did you do to Homura.

::Hey, Onni, that's clearly Hayate as a well endowed girl with a different mask.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Hayate, what the fu-

[ Oh, now he's getting involved and trying to restrain Hayate. And... noticing. ]

Hayate, what the hell is going on? Here I was expecting just one surprise today--

Speaking of - Sayaka? You and Homura are... the same?

[auldlangsynemorrow]

Ow. Ow.

::Picks up and puts back in a tooth and magic glows fixing it.::

No.

[soundofthestorm]

Lemme go and kick her ass!

::Struggling.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Trying to get you into a half-nelson hold, Hayate. ]

Will you chill for approximately five minutes and let her explain!?

Sayaka - if you could explain because I think Hayate here has the least understanding of the situation.

[auldlangsynemorrow]

I'm here via the power of the NorikoQuest 5 and the Playstation 9 and the unlimited power of the Cloud.

::Says this deadpan.::

[becomeanwarrior]

That's not helping, Sayaka!

[ WHY ARE ALL MY NIECES LIKE THIS. ]

[auldlangsynemorrow]

I explained, Uncle!

::Pouts cutely, a tactic she clearly learned from Kamala or her alters.::

[soundofthestorm]

That explains even less than I knew before!

[becomeanwarrior]

I don't think you appreciate how incredibly difficult it is to restrain Hayate from punching you right now...!

[ Straining with fake glee. ]

[auldlangsynemorrow]

What do you want to know and can we keep it quick, I have a modelling session in 30.

[becomeanwarrior]

What's the deal with Homura. Why did you come back in time. Why are you hiding out as a hostess club owner.

[auldlangsynemorrow]

She's my secretary. To save the world. It's a good way to get information and justify my odd jobs staff.

[becomeanwarrior]

Please elaborate on saving the world.

Also why are you and Homura sharing a body.

[auldlangsynemorrow]

Because I didn't exist until last summer in this world.

If Aunt Abraxia doesn't find the Golden Sign, the universe begins to collapse, Las Vegas becomes Jell-O and there will be glowing rainbow space whales as Aunt Noriko airlifts Japan into a flying continent.

[soundofthestorm]

WHY WOULD LAS VEGAS BECOME JELL-O!?

[auldlangsynemorrow]

The Count of St. Germain.

[becomeanwarrior]

The Count of St. Germain... are you talking about the collapse of philosophical thought or something?

[auldlangsynemorrow]

No...?

I mean the Count of St. Germain turned Las Vegas into Jell-O with the aid of Tenjoin Fubuki.

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay, now you've lost me.

Sayaka, can you start from the top, here?

[auldlangsynemorrow]

The Immortal St. Germain turned Las Vegas into a giant cube of Jell-O with the aid of Tenjoin Fubuki.

I'm not sure what else you want to know.

[becomeanwarrior]

... The Alien Count of St. Germain? That makes even less sense somehow!

Explain what lead to you coming back in time in the first place! What happens!?

[auldlangsynemorrow]

Aunt Abraxia fails to find the Golden Sign and we do not contact the only viable universe for saving ours from the rot and decay caused by Akaba Leo.

Grandmother is nearly completing a Dyson Sphere world ship to carry Earth's Solar System to travel the multiverse, but she'd rather make that a last resort.

[soundofthestorm]

... This is making less and less sense...

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay, so this is about the Golden Sign. I had an inkling, but then you went on about St. Germain and...

[ How many times does he has to be the one to translate from witchspeak... ]

...Hayate, to loop you in, the broad strokes are "our universe is slowly bleeding out due to general instability of the last few years, and we're attempting essentially a blood transfusion and stitching all at once." My other niece has the key, but it's being fought over by half the big threats that are currently on our board.